Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it daid her phone number! Your momma's so lazy she offshores breastfeeding you to India. FurryCurry June 27,7: Yo momma so fat and desperate, she goes to Evo to pick up guys. Havatchu June 27,6: Yo momma so fat the universe uses her and the planets as pool balls.
No need to get ugly, now.
Yo mama so fat, a mosquito sucked her blood and got diabetes. Aquasilk June 27,7: Your mam is so fat she uses a submarie as a dildo Your mam so fat that's why they invented the monster truck Your mam is so dumb she asked the lolly pop lady for a lolly pop Your mum is just F A T!
Yo mama got gaps in her teeth soooooooo wide… it look like her tongue is in jail!